With this being Ryder Cup Weekend and all,
it seems more than fitting to use a familiar golf expression for the events of
this past weekend. Saturday, the day
upon which after making the cut, the pros look to aggressively make a run up
the leader board and put themselves in position for serious things on
Sunday. Moving day. And judging by the 5 ½ out of 6 points taken
in Wales that day, it would seem the Europeans understood this tactic better
than the Americans. I blame demon
jet-lag. Who forgot to pack the melatonin?!
“Who’s
the nancy-boy now, Mr. “I want to play the final match’?!”
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But the same might ultimately be said about
the 2010 ND football program… that this was the weekend when things began to
change.
Let’s review the not-so-insignificant
context here: since the Holtz era and that fateful upset (Pete Bercich, how
could you drop that interception?), BC seemingly owned us – and it was
especially true when playing in that Chestnut Hill hellhole. Always at night, always with the entire
stadium liquored up… a rude, awful group that made the basic British soccer
supporters look like librarians. (Prison librarians, but librarians
nonetheless.)
Moreover, the ND team had just come off
their most disappointing effort of the season, facing a must win
situation. What happens? They come out smokin’, race to a 21-0 lead
before letting BC back in the game. The defense remain resolute and they walk
off with a solid if aesthetically unsatisfying 18 point win. All things considered, not so bad.
But
let’s back up for a minute.
As Fate would have it, I spent the long
weekend in Santa Fe, celebrating my 25th wedding anniversary and chasing the
perfect margarita. Now that part of the
world is famous for many things, including but not limited to, burritos the
size of your head and Carlos Castaneda, the author who was the basis of a
freshman year theology class I took. (Taught by Maury Amen who clearly hadn’t
met a chemical he didn’t embrace, I couldn’t believe I actually got credit for
the class but that’s a story for another time.)
Castaneda was a anthropologist who communed with the Indians and in
order to divine the ways of the shaman, took massive amounts of peyote. Apparently much of his tales of mysterious
medicine men and spectral life forces has been largely discredited but in 1975,
he was The Man, anthropologically speaking, and is no doubt enjoying the last
laugh on some small tropical island bought through all the books he sold.
I, too, learned much of the Indian ways
although as previously alluded, mostly through an aggressive tequila and
red/green chile regimen. A spiritual people – much like Notre Dame Nation – the
Indians were a peaceful group, in tune with the Earth and the Cosmos. Until, of
course, around 1600 when the Europeans came in, started telling them how to do
things, what crops to grow, who to pray to etc.
The Indians were taken aback, went through some tough times… forced to
adjust. (Sensing a parallel yet?)
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The geography in that part of the country
is truly astonishing and one can't help but think of those Indians looking
down, on horseback, from those mesas… much like in circa 1876 and the Battle of
Little Big Horn (okay that was Montana but close enough for someone who group
up in the east). Nathanial Philbrick’s wrote a fascinating book recently about
that battle and the events both preceding and afterwards. In as much as the only survivor of the
slaughter was a horse named Comanche, one must assume that the juicy battle
bits are intelligent speculation… but this much we know for sure: General
George Armstrong Custer thought he had scheduled a cupcake. A MAC opponent. He
was the absolute very best the Army had to offer in terms of military
leadership. Vain, egotistical but with the resume to back it up – the Urban
Meyer or Nick Saban of his time.
And yet… things don’t always turn out, do
they?
So what’s the moral of the story?
Perspective
I: Everybody has a bad
day. (Some worse than others.)
Perspective
II: Never underestimate
your opponent.* (The Lou Holtz axiom.)
Perspective
III: Payback’s a bitch.
(And revenge is best served cold.)
* little known fact: in that particular
battle, the Lakota and Cheyenne Indians actually had significantly more
sophisticated weaponry than the US Military.
Which leads me to…
Word of the Week.
Drawing on the lyrical Italian language for
our word this week, let’s go with
Freddo -
cold. As in “fa freddo!” (It’s
cold!)
Observations from The Game.
Drawing on the world of theatre and film
for inspiration, a few pithy insights occurred to me while watching the BC
game. Again, not a masterpiece but slowly, we’re getting there…
The
Hills Have Eyes. One is about cretinous mutants who terrorize an otherwise
normal, law abiding bunch of folk. The
other is a 1977 movie by horror film auteur, Wes Craven. I believe I first saw
this with Jerry Perez. Breathtaking in its gritty realism and almost prescient
view of the future devolution of the Boston College fanbase.
Jersey
Boys. Documentary-style musical based on
the forming, rise and eventual breakup of The Four Seasons – one of the biggest
musical acts of the ‘60s. Are we’re
seeing the rise of ND’s version, Carlo Calabrese (could you possibly look any
more Jersey Shore-ish?) and Bennett Jackson?
The latter had a really promising start as a kick returner and the
former is progressing toward becoming the perfect ILB complement to Teo.
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Star Is Born. A has been rock star falls
in love with an up and coming songstress.
After a strong freshman year and a hugely disappointing sophomore
campaign, Robert Blanton could play both roles!
And though it’s basically only one (really strong) game, maybe he’s back
on the beam. Hell, he’s always been a star in his own mind. If so, it’d give
the defense three pretty good CB’s. And
when’s the last time we said that?
Forrest
Gump. Kelly finally admits that a) his
spread offense won't work without at least the semblance of a running QB threat
and b) he can no longer treat his QB like a china doll to do so… Soooo,
“Run, Dayne, Run!” 
Sybil. Story about a young woman whose childhood was
so harrowing that she developed 13 (at least) different personalities. And then there’s Dayne and his passing
inconsistencies – through five games I've counted about 15 variations…
Mommie,
Dearest. Faye Dunaway tour de force
which depicts the abusive and traumatic upbringing of film legend Joan
Crawford’s adopted daughter. Oh and
coach Kelly yells at his players. Both
events inspire considerable news coverage although in the latter’s case, I have
no idea why.
Song of the Week.
As you all know, I’m a Hoosier. And I wear it proudly, like a nerd wears his
pocket protector. One of the many things our great state doesn’t credit for is
its rich musical history. Cole Porter was a Hoosier. Michael Jackson (and family) grew up in
nearby Gary. John Mellencamp is a Bloomington kid. Elvis had his first Percodan
in Indianapolis. The über-cool Lyle Lovett even has roots here. But for my
money, the state’s #1 man is John Hiatt… one of those guys that everyone covers
his songs (to great commercial success) but he himself remains largely obscure
to the masses. No matter.
The offering this week is his “Slow
Turning” – the title track of a terrific 1988 album – the chorus just seem to
sum where ND football is at, this year.
Making progress, maybe not as quickly as we’d all hope, but the
improvement seems undeniable:
It's been a slow turning, from the inside out
A slow turning but you come about.
A slow learning but you learn to sway
A slow turning, baby
Not fade away, not fade away, not fade
away.
Terry’s Tool Time.
Lane Kiffin. For the life of me, I can’t think of what
he’s done that should merit this recognition, other than breathe, but I'm into
Week 5 without having him even sniff this award. Losing to Washington has to
count for something.
Schadenfreude Winner of the Week.
Finally got my Penn State fix – if you saw
any of their game vs. Iowa, you’d know the only time they were competitive was
at the coin toss – and Florida being manhandled by the other SEC Prince of
Darkness is always a cheap, if
infrequent, thrill – but this week USC has to be to the winner. Getting beat by
the country’s most under-performing team and having to play a Stanford team
next week that just got spanked by Team Nike, that’s just… delicious.
Recruiting Buzz.
As most of you know, there ain’t too many
seats on the Class of ’11 bus left - but
a couple still to watch, given how badly Rutgers and Georgia have imploded, are
RB Savon Huggins, a (say-it-with-me-altogether) ‘Jersey Boy’ who is supposed to
be on the shortlist of best backs in the US this year. If one saw any of the
Stanford-Oregon game, you’d see how speed at the RB position changes
everything. Then there’s Ray Drew (yet another stud Georgia kid who plays the
über-valuable 3-4 OLB position). Having
both hometown schools struggle is not bad. Now if we can just get to the 7 or 8
win mark, it might actually make a difference.
Didn’t’ You Use To Be… Gary Hallberg?
Proving that perseverance is indeed a
virtue, it bears pointing out that the PGA’s almost boy wonder circa 1982 (?)
and close chum of Biv Wadden’s, Gary Hallberg won a Seniors tournament this
past weekend, besting Freddy Couples and Bernhard Langer among others. Shot a course record or some such. Yowzer. I didn’t even know he was still
alive, professionally speaking. Well done – F Scott Fitzgerald once said there
are no 2nd Acts in American life. But there certainly is in American sports.
The Wager.
Actually I did I see pigs flying this past
weekend – at the International Balloon
Festival in Albuquerque last weekend… and a cow too. So don’t count us out –
not dead yet.
But I digress.
So about the 2nd wager…
The specific proposition on the table is
this: up until the Pitt game kickoff
(and if you tell me at the tailgater you're making an even bigger wager that
I’ll remember), one can purchase an additional option to flip your win-loss
prediction. For example, an original 8-4
prediction become a second 4-8 bet.
It expands the pool and gives most, maybe
not all , the chance at a realistic recalibration. Except for Lini and Marcel who are totally
SOL (but honestly, who is really conflicted by that?).
Regardless, after week 6, we’re getting a
little late to re-configure the wager and perhaps we just live with what we’ve
got.
Literary final thought.
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This past week, I read this terrific NY
Times magazine article on Franz Kafka, the noted author of the early 20th
century. Now Franz is notable here for a
couple reasons:
1. As
he began to die of tuberculosis, he asked his best friend to destroy all of his
works – leading one to query, “Hey Franz, couldn’t you have also requested all
evidence of the Davie-Wiilingham-Weis years to be included in that purge?”
Of course I jest. Actually he could have
only predicted the Terry Brennan / Joe Kuharich era to be expunged. Lucky for us, Franz’s buddy thought better of
the idea and held onto Kafka’s writings… and we are a better world for it.
2. He
did, after all, give us “The Metamorphosis” and if one looks beyond the literal
story line (traveling salesman wakes to find himself inexplicably turned into
an impressively threatening bug, leading to ostracism and ultimately, a sad
lonely death) one sees another
transformative metaphor relating to ND football. You don’t always know when change is coming
but when it does, look out! That’s
optimism, Kafka-style.
See you at Pitt!
